I Have an Idea for a Scam

You tell people that, if they'll sign on a subscription to your new prayer app (for only $9,999.99!! A true bargain!!), then 15,000 people shall pray for them éjjel nappal to be reborn in their next lives as Cats.🐱 Which is the Best destiny of All, since (as we all know already, of course) Cats are the most ultimate Supremest Beings, who actually rule the Universe since The First Cat had created it, by inventing the word _Meow_ (an act which had been the cause for the Big Bang, back at year 13,779,997,976 BCE). Double the subscription sum, from $10K to 20, and You can get a sculpture of a Cat doing what every Cat Loves doing Best = sleeping - made purely of a combination of 250 different wholly unnecessary supplements, that had remained in the stock from that last failing scam four years ago, for a pill which had supposedly protected anyone who swallowed it from G5 radiation, chemtrails, covid, cancer, voodoo curses and alien abduction, but was found to contain nothing but...

Okay, ran out of ultra-dumb-enough plot ideas, anybody likes to continue this ridiculous storyline? 🙃😉🤣

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