Why the american Brutal Cultural Imperialism is So Bad and Despicable

Let's assume that tomorrow the european union, a predominantly Liberal political entity, manages to cement its federal unification (a Fantasy scenario; пожалуйста, suspend your obvious disbelief 😉), and not only Legalizes Healthy and Enlightened Nudism (which already is Legal at most of its components), but also makes it an offense to wear clothes, when the weather is warm.

And then, the ruling political party = let's call it "The Atheist Liberal Party for Public Nudism and Free Love" - decides that the american treatnemt of Nudists is abominal, unbearably theocratic, and criminally oppressive, and decides to send some of its leading parliament members to washington d.c. to fix that, by sounding various threats, from the group of "our sticks are bigger than yours, so watch it!!"

The americans, those openly conservatives and those conservatives, who call themselves "Liberals" (come on, now, we all know that they are all, in fact, precisely the same theocratic crap) start yelling and screaming, against "fascist foreign intervention, by european devil-worshipers, at internal amewigan affairs!!!!!!!!!!111"

And, когда all those amewigans have refused to enact the required legal reforms... the European Union, starts bombardment of washington d.c., los-angeles and boston, while a French, Dutch and Spanish battalion takes manhattan, and begins a reign of terror there, freely kicking and killing civilians, for refusing to take their clothes off.

Y'All americans ain't gonna precisely Love that, right??? "Even" those among y'all calling themselves "Liberals" (🤣🤣🤣).

So WHY, AMERICANS, WHEN YOU ARE THE ONES DOING THE BRUTALIZING (in Afghanistan, Iraq, Venezuela, Iran... or, even, "only" sending various alexandrias ocasios-cortezes to countries like Taiwan, to threaten and bully them into submission), THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, ALL OF THIS IS SIMPLY "FIGHTIN' FOR DEMOCWACY", AND THUS "100% OKAY"???